![]() 11/08/2013 at 17:15 • Filed to: florida, dailydui, batshitbabes, deadspin | ![]() | ![]() |
Kristen Forester, 18, of (SURPRISE!) Fort Pierce, FL was pulled over when the rozzers saw her driving in only her skivvies at 3:16AM. Video of her sobriety test shows her wobbling around in a backwards Miami Heat Shaq jersey on her way to a .157 blood alcohol level. When asked why she was pulled over Forester said:
"Because I was driving crazy."
Video of test right here:
Source: !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
![]() 11/08/2013 at 17:18 |
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Miss November
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Six to eight inches, that's about the length of my... flashlight.
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Seconded
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Good, I'm glad I'm not the only one who chuckled at that
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sensationalist headline doesn't hold water in video evidence
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The officer had her put that on. When pulled over she had on her underwear on. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/08/kri…
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I see what you done did right there.
![]() 11/08/2013 at 17:35 |
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I saw some cheek.
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We need this on the front page. Pickins are thin for any real talent this year.
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They took away the #tips page a long time ago but I try my best to help. Every time I start to figure out Kinja they change the shit on me. Makes it hard to make a nice enough post for the front page.
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No video of only bra and panties? I haz sad.
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Aside from the slight cheek slip, that was a disappointment, but still funny because she was clearly wasted.
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My bad. I regret the headline in retrospect.
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Again I'm sorry for the tabloid headline.
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Giggity!
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Haha no its fine, I knew that the officer wouldn't have her do a sobriety test in her underwear, not unless he values his job.
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Six to eight inches, that's about the length of my... flashlight.